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		<title>Hide! The nail clippers!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever thought clipping pet skunk nails did not realize just how diverse they are of personality and that their intelligence level is par to few. Read the six word story then the short short on nail trimming pet skunks. Tip One: NEver have clippers in your hand, they can smell them in their sleep.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=71&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-72" title="trimming-skunk-nails-no-way" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/trimming-skunk-nails-no-way.jpg?w=505&#038;h=347" alt="pet skunk nail trimming. or not." width="505" height="347" /><span style="color:#000080;">Sneaking. Sneaking. Almost&#8230; </span></h2>
<h2 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">&#8220;Clippers!&#8221; screamed skunk.</span></h2>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Read the short short on <a class="wpGallery" title="There's A Skunk In the House! and Other Tail-Raising Stories on a blog." href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com/2010/04/19/pet-skunk-nailclippers/" target="_blank">Pet Skunk Medicine Blog</a>.</span></h4>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Follow if you love pet stories. </span></h4>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Pass it forward to someone who does. </span></h4>
<h4 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Thanks!</span></h4>
<br />Filed under: <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/dense-observations/'>dense observations</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/empty-nesting/'>empty nesting</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/family/'>family</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/fun/'>fun</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/humor/'>humor</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/life/'>life</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/my-life/'>my life</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/not-so-swift/'>not so swift</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/not-the-smartest-turnip/'>not the smartest turnip</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/pet-humor/'>pet humor</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/category/pets/'>pets</a> Tagged: <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/animal-stories/'>animal stories</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/blogging-simple/'>blogging simple</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/empty-nesting/'>empty nesting</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/exotic-pet-stories/'>exotic pet stories</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/exotic-pets/'>exotic pets</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/life/'>life</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/nail-trimming-pet-skunks/'>nail trimming pet skunks</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/nail-trimming-pets/'>nail trimming pets</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/parenting/'>parenting</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/pet-parenting/'>pet parenting</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/pet-skunks/'>pet skunks</a>, <a href='http://sixwordstory.wordpress.com/tag/short-blogs/'>short blogs</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/sixwordstory.wordpress.com/71/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=71&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Damage control or marriage humor&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 01:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man. Skunk. Food. Wifely damage control.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=67&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-66" title="Amsoil-dealer-provokes-skunk" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/amsoil-dealer-provokes-skunk.jpg?w=448&#038;h=309" alt="Wife on damage control." width="448" height="309" /></a></p>
<h2 style="text-align:center;">Man.  Skunk.  Food.  Wifely damage control.</h2>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em><strong>Read more pet humor stories at Skunk Medicine Blog.   Empty-nesting with exotic pets, and ancient cat and Newfies in hats. </strong></em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em><strong>See link in Blogrool below right, or click image.</strong></em></p>
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		<title>Cranberry Lovely</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drying laundry. Highbush cranberry tree.  Birds.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=38&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-42" title="Neways-laundry-products" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/neways-laundry-products.jpg?w=128&#038;h=170" alt="Neways-laundry-products" width="128" height="170" /><span style="color:#000080;">Drying laundry.</span></h3>
<p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p>
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<p><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></p>
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<h3><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-41" title="home" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/j0149107.jpg?w=181&#038;h=269" alt="j0149107" width="181" height="269" /><span style="color:#800000;">Highbush cranberry tree.</span></h3>
<h2><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></h2>
<h2>Birds.</h2>
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		<title>Lemonade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Childhood. Fresh lemons. Glass juicer. Sugar.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=35&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong><img class="alignleft size-large wp-image-36" title="Before the lemons." src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/100_1767.jpg?w=278&#038;h=320" alt="Before the lemons." width="278" height="320" /></strong></span></h2>
<h2><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Childhood. </strong></span></h2>
<h2><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Fresh lemons. </strong></span></h2>
<h2><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Glass juicer. </strong></span></h2>
<h2><span style="color:#ff9900;"><strong>Sugar.</strong></span></h2>
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		<title>Woman Needs A Crowbar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 15:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman.  Ice storm.  Locked Out.  Crowbar.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-50" title="women's humor, but not until I was inside." src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/now-this-looks-cold-iceland.jpg?w=150&#038;h=112" alt="" width="150" height="112" /><span style="color:#0000ff;">Woman.  Ice storm.  Locked Out.  Crowbar.</span></h2>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t worry Papa, I&#8217;m just thinking about it&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Papa, I’m sorry,” Blossom sobbed, tail bobbing all the way. “I didn’t mean to do it, Papa.” No response. “I was just so hungry, Papa.”  She just ate.  Papa turned her over and kissed her on the head. “You just stay in there, little girl. You can come out in a few minutes.” He tenderly put her in the carrier and reluctantly closed the door. “Okay, Papa, I'll wait here,” she called after him. “I love you.”<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=29&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Skunk manipulation.  Papa wrapped around finger.</span></h2>
<div id="attachment_30" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 233px"><a class="wpGallery" href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com/2008/12/15/dont-worry-papa/" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-30" title="blossom-on-papa-shoulders" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/blossom-on-papa-shoulders.jpg?w=223&#038;h=300" alt="I love you, Papa." width="223" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I love you, Papa.</p></div>
<h4 style="text-align:center;">more words? more skunk pictures? exotic pet images?</h4>
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<h4 style="text-align:center;"><a class="wpGallery" href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com/pet-skunks-stories/" target="_blank">From the Skunk Medicine memoirs.</a></h4>
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		<title>Mama sure is taking her own sweet time today&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can feel sorry for me anytime here.  I used to be a Pollyanna.  Today changed me forever.... Do I hear the cat upchucking?  Are the skunks in his food already? Oh man, lots of windows.  Snowplow guy can see me.   I cover my abundant bikini-clad arse with the not-large-enough blue dog bowl.  Wade through skunks to get in the door.  Shuffle through the kitchen with a pant leg dragging.  No puke.  No no wait for it... "Next time puke in your litter box," I tell the 24-year-old cat. "Sure, we both know I'll remember that."<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=25&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_26" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 286px"><a class="wpGallery" href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/mamas-sweet-time/" target="_blank"><img class="size-large wp-image-26" title="skunk-princess" src="http://sixwordstory.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/skunk-princess.jpg?w=276&#038;h=400" alt="We're just playing in the cat puke. Why does it bother you so much?" width="276" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">We&#39;re just playing in the cat puke. Why does it bother you so much?</p></div>
<h2 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000000;">Skunks.  Cat puke.  Slippery when wet.</span></h2>
<h4 style="text-align:center;">need more info? more skunk pics? illustration?</h4>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><a class="wpGallery" href="http://skunkiedelight.wordpress.com/pet-skunks-stories/" target="_blank"><strong>Memoirs from the book Skunk Medicine</strong></a></p>
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		<title>Award-winning letter writer tackles male&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[.....there will never be anything ‘happy’ about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreen’s armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end Your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=23&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#000080;">Have a happy period.  Dense.  Male. </span></h1>
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		<title>Hate new progressive eyeglasses&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Essa Adams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When reading is impossible take off your glasses.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=18&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2 style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#333399;"><strong>You&#8217;re kidding me &#8211; only three words?</strong></span></h2>
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		<title>Fakie Gracie in Six Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm trying to work. Gracie is in there dead of dying... staring at me. eh<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sixwordstory.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6344818&amp;post=13&amp;subd=sixwordstory&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wool Ski Hat &#8211; Natural Curly Hair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<h2 style="text-align:center;"><strong>Natural curls.  Sleeping in wool beanie.</strong></h2>
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